I got a couple double-decker tacos from Taco Bell for lunch today, and I realized that they are pure genius. You know what the worst part is about trying to eat a hard taco? The thing falls apart on your first or second bite, and your lunch degrades into a magic show where you try to keep everything from falling onto your plate or onto your lap. But you can't get a soft taco, because soft tacos are lame and you might as well pay more money and get a decent burrito. Solution? Wrap up the hard taco in something that will maintain its form as the crispy shell rips in half. Hence, you get the crunchy goodness of a hard taco with the structural integrity of the soft taco. Brilliant.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Breaking News: The Double-decker Taco is Amazing.
I got a couple double-decker tacos from Taco Bell for lunch today, and I realized that they are pure genius. You know what the worst part is about trying to eat a hard taco? The thing falls apart on your first or second bite, and your lunch degrades into a magic show where you try to keep everything from falling onto your plate or onto your lap. But you can't get a soft taco, because soft tacos are lame and you might as well pay more money and get a decent burrito. Solution? Wrap up the hard taco in something that will maintain its form as the crispy shell rips in half. Hence, you get the crunchy goodness of a hard taco with the structural integrity of the soft taco. Brilliant.
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